Sources report that Daphne actually knows how to dap too.
“I had begun to go down the line, dapping up all my boys before I headed out, but I didn’t notice Daphne at the end of the line until it was too late,” said sophomore James Wine, unaware that Daphne already knew how to shake someone’s hand. “I got down to the end of the line and just panicked. First, I went for a kind of high five, but then it turned into this weird hug. I just didn’t think she knew how to dap like that. Then I watched her totally dap up my friend Keith at the door. I had no idea women knew how to do it, but I guess Daphne’s an exception. She must have learned somehow. Maybe she has a brother or something.”
At press time, it was revealed that Matt actully does know how to tie a ponytail.

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