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In an attempt to improve community engagement, ResLife has removed all the shower curtains from dorm bathrooms.
“We’re always looking for ways to break down barriers between residents, so it only made sense to get rid of the shower curtains,” explained ResLife director Scott Pittman as he carted a load of discarded shower curtains off to the dumpster. “Next year, we plan to get rid of the bathroom stall doors as well.”
“You will be expected to have bear talks with your CCs in the shower. In addition, ResLife staff will be rotating throughout the dorm bathrooms to hold office hours,” said Pittman, donning a shower cap and lathering himself up. “We just want to check in every now and then to see how the community is bonding over soapy suds.”
At press time, ResLife set off the fire alarm just for funsies.
