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Restaurant Not Giving Out Free Rolls Anymore, Dad Reports

Published Friday, March 9th, 2018

Immediately after sitting down at a table at Fazio’s Trattoria, local dad Al Felman sadly reported that the restaurant didn’t seem to be giving out free rolls anymore. “I just don’t know why they ever would’ve stopped giving them out since people liked them so much,” said Felman, adding that it seemed like a cheap way of cutting costs. “This is really going to factor into what I end up ordering. You agree though that they definitely used to give out those big, fluffy, bread rolls? And there was this spread — oh my gosh this garlicy spread — that came on the side.” At press time, Felman insisted that he had to ask the waiter.

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