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According to a recent report from Cupertino, California, former Brown University provost Richard Locke was spotted tearfully reminiscing while looking at pictures of his old stomping grounds on a sleek, rose gold MacBook Pro equipped with a 15 inch display, a touch bar and full Apple Pencil compatibility.
“In my line of work, you can’t stay anywhere forever," said Locke, gazing nostalgically at a photo of the Van Wickle Gates in 4K resolution on an Airplay compatible monitor with an LED-backlit display. “I always knew that, but that doesn’t make it any easier. I’ll carry a part of the old Providence campus in my heart wherever I go.”
“The money comes and goes, but what really matters is the people you meet along the way,” continued Locke, his voice quivering as he scrolled through the Brown dean’s office faculty page in night mode on the paper thin, feather-weight new iPad Mini loaded with 128 GB of storage capacity and a battery life of up to ten hours after a full charge. “Those hallowed halls filled with friendly faces were like a second home to me.”
“There was a passion for knowledge on that campus that you could just feel everywhere you went,” added Locke, drying his eyes while looking at a picture of the main green in autumn on the Super Retina XDR equipped splash resistant screen of the iPhone 14 whose TrueDepth camera enables both camera depth adjustment and Face ID. “That’s something you just can’t put a value on.”
At press time, Locke was daydreaming about his little desk back in University Hall while sitting in his Cupertino corner office at his Chicent L-Shaped Modern Executive’s Desk with ample leg room and a Black Walnut finish.
