Senior Michael Tran has reported that his roommate Daniel Thomas has been staring out the window for quite some time now, concluding that maybe he should ask him if he is alright, and also if he can borrow his car.

“He does this a lot,” reported Tran, loudly blending something while Thomas had his head down on the kitchen table. “I wasn’t sure how big of a deal it was, so I thought I would ask him if he was ok, but also to use his car because I really need it.”

“I want to make sure he’s alright but I also need to drive to Insomnia Cookies like right now,” continued Tran, eying his clearly upset roommate, and the clock which showed that Insomnia was closing in fifteen minutes. “He obviously wasn’t using the car, so if I want cookies, I don’t see why I shouldn’t be able to drive to get them. Insomnia is on the other side of campus. I’m not gonna walk. I know they deliver. I know that.”

At press time, Tran told Thomas that it would all be okay before asking to eat his leftovers.

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