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Roommate In Permanent State Of Leaving For Gym

Published Friday, December 9th, 2016

Sophomore Erica Flynn reported that her roommate Sammy Fisher is in a permanent state of leaving for the gym. “She was packing her workout clothes in a draw string bag when I got in bed last night, and when I woke up this morning she was mixing pre-workout powder into a water bottle,” Flynn said, adding that Fisher spends all of their neurology lectures tying her sneakers and stretching her arm across her chest. “She’s been listening to her Eminem and Lil Wayne pump-up playlist with her Beats headphones non-stop for three months. It’s pretty bizarre.” When reached for comment, Todd was still deciding whether she would run to the gym or warm up on a treadmill when she got there.

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