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Roommate Just Letting It Soak

Published Friday, December 16th, 2022

Area roommate Jessica Flores ‘23 is reportedly just letting her dishes soak.

“I’m gonna clean them in a few days, probably,” said Flores, passing the dishes covered in Heng Thai detritus sitting in her shared kitchen sink. “But they were just so hard to scrub at first, and I wanna make sure it’ll be easier. I’ll just give it a little more time.”

“It’s really just an important part of the cleaning process,” Flores continued, gesturing to the pile of half submerged dishes in a pan full of dirty, lukewarm water. “I’ll get to them soon, but they could probably use one or two more weeks. I even made sure to put a little soap in there to really get them clean.”

At press time, Flores was definitely still going to eat the three-week old leftovers in the fridge.

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