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Sitting in bed at 1:37 AM, sophomore Olivia Levy-Powell has reasoned that her roommate Casey O’Donoghue is most likely doing some late-night homework at the Sci Li but also maybe has been abducted on her walk home by an underground sex trafficking ring.
“Casey mentioned that she has a huge paper due tomorrow, so she’s probably just pulling an all-nighter at the Sci Li,” said Levy-Powell, trying to figure out where her roommate could be at such an hour. “However, it’s also possible that, while Casey was walking home, a group of men abducted her, sold her into sex slavery, and now exploit her body for financial gain. It could really be either.”
“While Casey does have a history of staying up late, especially when she needs to finish an essay, I just can’t rule out the possibility of an underground sex trafficking ring holding her hostage right now,” added Levy-Powell, pondering the late-night whereabouts of her roommate. “You know what? I’ll just text her to make sure she’s doing alright.”
At press time, Levy-Powell was wondering if the three missed calls from her father were because he couldn’t figure out how to make a purchase on Amazon or because her dog had been put down after a rogue rabid squirrel bit him on a routine walk around the neighborhood.
