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Following a tense dinner, reports found that your roommate’s suggestion of truth or dare was actually just a ruse to find out if you’ve been using her shit.
“No, I promise it’ll be fun!” said Megan Greene ‘25, who knows you’ve been using her shampoo. “It’ll be super light, just to get to know each other a little better, you know? I promise not to get offended.”
“Okay, truth or dare, which shampoo have you been using in the shower?” Green continued, ready to burn this bridge. “Oh, the green one? The really expensive one? The one you didn’t buy considering I bought it with my hard earned money and not yours?”
“You know what, this is fun! Truth or dare,” Green asked while already thinking of ways to drown you in that goddamn shampoo. “I dare you to stop using my shit without asking for my permission.”
At press time, friend suggesting you play uno just trying to learn Spanish.
