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According to Tiffany Danford, your roommate, your chore this week is to clean the toilet, kitchen, and floors twice and hers was to make the roommate chore list.
“Whew, that was a hassle. But don’t worry, I’ve finally completed a rotating chore matrix, so it’ll just be those three things for you this week,” said Danford, checking the box next to her name to indicate her chore for the week is done. “I know it was very confusing before, but don’t worry because with this chore list, it will be pretty straightforward from here on out.”
“We’ll be running a tight ship here in just a few days if Janet pulls her weight a bit more and actually cleans up the dishes in the sink and dusts this week like she is supposed to,” Danford added, shaking out her wrist, which was sore from all that writing. “It’s Casey’s week for grocery shopping. Do you think I should make her a shopping list? Actually, no, I already finished my chore for the week, that can be her responsibility.”
“Uh oh, you know what I forgot? Vacuuming,” Danford groaned, agonizing over how she now had to rework the whole entire schedule. “With the time it’ll take for me to fix this, I won’t be able to take on the vacuuming myself. I’ll have to add that to your list for the week. It’s the only way the schedule will work. So just vacuum, toilet, kitchen, and floor this week, okay?”
At press time, Danford was sending a polite text to the roommate group chat to remind everyone that someone should clean the crumbs out from under the couch cushions this week.
