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Sad Man Checking His Email Again

Published Friday, March 6th, 2015

Sources report that area man Brendan Kaufman is once again checking his email. Despite having clicked the refresh button on his browser just a little bit ago, the sad man figured there’s no harm in checking again. “When I’m bored I just like to check it a lot. You never know who’s trying to get in touch with me,” said the man whose last three emails have been from Old Navy. “Maybe I should check my spam folder. Stuff sometimes gets sent there by accident.” As of press time, Kaufman was looking to see if anyone had texted him in the past few days.

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