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Sources report that senior friends are living above Feed The Cheeks, and some next to it, and others across from it, and also some in a 4 x 4 cellar in the depths of the Feed The Cheeks basement.
“Pretty much every senior I know describes their off-campus housing in relation to Feed the Cheeks,” commented senior Luna Newman, herself a tenant of 190 Angell, colloquially known as Feed the Cheeks. “Angell Street really is the place to be. The field hockey girls are to the left of Feed the Cheeks and the DG girls are diagonally across from it. Oh, and Claire and Aria are living in the 4 x 4 cellar in the depths of the Feed the Cheeks basement. It’s cute down there, but it is a bit cramped and squalid. You can only sleep standing up, but they are only paying $1000/month in rent, so kind of a steal?”
“I mean at this rate, Feed the Cheeks might as well be its own residence hall!” continued Newman, after discovering Jared from her history class was living in Unit 5 above Feed The Cheeks. “Honestly, I have a greater sense of community here than I did in Keeney. It makes sense why Claire and Aria were so eager to get a cellar here. It’s just such prime real estate.”
At press time, your senior friend living on Barnes Street was trying to convince you they love the quaint, suburban feel and its proximity to Hope High School.
