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Senior Knows That One Sociology Class Will Come In Handy During Thanksgiving Argument With Conservative Uncle

Published Friday, October 26th, 2018

According to senior Margot Heller, that one sociology class she took freshman year will definitely come in handy during this year’s annual Thanksgiving argument with her slightly conservative uncle. “Sure, I took this class S/NC three years ago, but that one statistic I vaguely remember about health outcome disparities will serve as solid ammunition,” explained Heller, who hopes to use what she remembers from the class to decimate her right-leaning uncle’s entire worldview. “Even though I’m concentrating in CS/Econ and have never concretely applied knowledge gained from this course in any other context, it will all pay off with that one incredible burn during this year’s holiday feast.” At press time, politics didn’t come up at all over Thanksgiving dinner.

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