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Local sources report that senior Amanda Clements’ silverware set is composed entirely of forks from the Ratty.
“When we moved off-campus, we didn’t have to buy that much silverware,” Clements claimed, eating in her kitchen with a fork clearly stolen from Brown Dining Services. “Pretty lucky for us.”
“My roommate and I aren’t super sure how we got all of our silverware,” said Clements, removing from her dishwasher 15 forks identical to those found in the Ratty. “I think we went to Target.”
At press time, Clements was sitting in her living room, decorated entirely with street signs and construction cones from around the area.
