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The guys down at the shop in Framingham, Massachusetts are reporting that local sexy forklift operator Dan Scharky is now carrying his forklift over his shoulder like a fireman with a hose.
“We have so much work to get done this week, and Dan is just over there like that,” said coworker Vinny Delgado, gesturing to his partner sultrily bending over to pick up the forklift and sling it over his shoulder like a fireman carrying a hose. “I really wish he would drop the whole ‘sexy’ thing and just drive it over here, little beeps and all.”
“Bossman said we have to do whatever possible to load all this cargo before the strike ends, and now we’re out here bustin’ our asses on 12-hour shifts,” continued Delgado as his sexy coworker spun the forklift on his pointer finger like a seductive Harlem Globetrotter. “We’re going to be up all night because of this sexy guy.”
At press time, several of Scharky’s co-workers admitted that, despite his horrible work ethic, they were starting to fall in love with him.
