Partly Cloudy, 64°
Shirtless dude Sebastian Campbell announces plans to play shirtless little games with shirtless friends on main green shirtless.
“Hey c’mon man, why is your shirt still on? It’s 67 degrees and sunny!” shouted Campbell to his friend, about to play some shirtless little games on the Main Green for the remainder of the day. “Spikeball is so freeing when you can just take off your shirt-there is just something so special about the gentle breeze of the air hitting your chest!”
“I was thinking afterward that we can kick around a soccer ball for a bit-but shirtless, obviously” continued Campbell, attentively watching which girls checked out his abs as they walked by. “But honestly, I’ll play any game-volleyball, Kan Jam, bocce. As long as we can have our shirts off, it makes no difference to me.”
At press time, Campbell was thrilled that his laundry load was quite minimal this week.
