According to sources on a nearby sidewalk, this shitty car doesn’t even look like a face. “You got the headlights and the grille and all that, but nothing really looks like a nose or eyes or a mouth or anything. The proportions are all off,” reported passerby Harry Borde, distraught that the Nissan Sentra he saw on Power St. didn’t look like it had a cheeky little face on it. “For a second I thought maybe the side mirrors could be ears and the hood maybe kinda looked like a nose, but there was no point searching for something that wasn’t there.”
At press time, some shitty howling wind didn’t even sound like the ghost of these hills crying over blood spilled here.

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