Sources report that a single Blueno Bears Admirers post containing only the message “Ben <3” has made every single Brown student named Ben felt so gosh-darn wonderful. “Wow, I can’t believe someone would make a BBA just for me,” reported Ben Trotschwicz ’22.5, blushing over the thought that he could be the one Ben the BBA intended to reach. “This is just so wonderful! Though, hm, I guess it could also be for Ben Evarts, or Ben Swisher, or even Ben Leibneds, or Ben Zetticko for that matter, or it could’ve been for Ben Rathesburg. Could be for any of us, really.” At press time, the 400 other Bens at this school were all tagged in the comments.

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