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Skeleton So Obsessed With Rattling His Bones

Published Monday, October 31st, 2022

To the chagrin of visitors to Swan Point Cemetery, a skeleton who hangs out there is reportedly so obsessed with rattling his bones. “Ugh, there he goes again,” said a disgruntled man visiting his family plot, covering his ears as the skeleton walked by with a loping, jangly gait, his bones clicking and clacking
noisily. “His jaw is just constantly chattering away. And the worst is when he starts banging on his ribs like they’re a marimba. How do all his bones even stay together?” At press time, cemetery-goers reported that a local ghost is kind of addicted to moaning softly in the night.

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