Sources report that snivelly guy Cyrus Jones, who can be found at the Atheneum conspicuously reading ‘Infinite Jest,’ is totally the type to use his
one wish to ask a genie for more wishes. “Most of his sentences seem to start with ‘Um, actually,” then he launches into some semantic analysis of why ev- erything you just said was wrong,” said classmate Nicki Dermott, sideways glancing in Jones’ direction. “Once he even corrected me on whether I ‘can go to the bathroom’ versus ‘may go to the bathroom.’
Mystical sources report that the genie is the type to totally smite Jones for being annoying.

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