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In a recent report from the local Briarwood Stables, that socially awkward horse would be gorgeous if she just got braces and a haircut.
“Sandra doesn’t fit in very well with the other horses, unfortunately,” said stablehand Rachel Crow, watching Sandra stand awkwardly in the corner of the pasture, tangled mane covering her face. “She really lacks confidence because of those massive crooked teeth. But she’d be so pretty if she just got braces. Maybe a cute new haircut too, and some hoof polish… There’s so much potential waiting to be realized.”
“There’s a real stunner hiding behind those nasty split ends and ugly teeth,” Crow continued, while Sandra ate her lunchtime hay alone on the other side of the stable from all the other horses. “But the other horses just don’t see it yet. Even Sandra doesn’t know how much she could shine! She’ll be the most popular girl on the block with just a little transformation of her lewk.”
At press time, nobody realized that a violent bear actually has a soft spot in his heart for classical music.
