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Folks we’re gonna get this here auction underway. We have trinkets, doo-dads, and other assorted goodies.
All righty now this bronze letter opener is one of a kind folks so let me open the bidding at a cool two hundred and twenty US dollars. Do I see two-twenty? Two-twenty anyone? Two-twenty, thank you sir! Do I see two-fifty? Going once. Twice. And the letter opener is SOLD, to the man in the auburn blazer!
Folks we’re about to get the bidding underway on an immaculate piece here tonight: folks you’re looking at a framed copy of the first Oklahoma! playbill! You’ll feel like it’s 1943 again once you’ve got this thing hanging over the fireplace! Let’s open the bidding at two thousand dollars! Two-thousand! Thank you to the gentleman in the red suit jacket! Now do I see twenty-two-hundred? Yes! Twenty-two-hundred from the young fellow in the suspenders! Twenty-five hundred dollars anyone? Anyone? The theater in your very own living room folks! You can’t put a price on that! There we go, twenty-five hundred! And it’s SOLD to the man in the auburn blazer!
We have here a stunning wax bust of Alexander Graham Bell! Life-size folks! Let’s open the bidding at fifty. Do I hear fifty? Fifty! Thank you ma’am in the trenchcoat! One hundred? Do I hear one hundred? Anyone? One hundred! Thank you sir in the auburn blazer! Folks do I hear one hundred and twenty. A kick-knack like this doesn’t come around every day. One hundred and twenty! From the missus in the exquisite floral blouse, thank you ma’am! Do I see one hundred and fifty? One hundred and fifty? Ladies and gentlemen for a piece like this one hundred and fifty is practically a shakedown! Make Mr. Bell yours! One hundred and fifty from the mister in the blazer, thank you sir! Folks do I see one hundred and sixty? It’s a steal! Fit with real human hair and an adjustable Adam’s apple! This is Alexander Graham Bell like you’ve never seen him before! Nobody? Going once! Going twice! SOLD! To the man in the auburn blazer!
