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Recent studies show that TikTok sensation Sombr is not nearly attractive enough to be that bad at singing.
“Most of the time, when you have a guy like this, he’s either got a really good voice, or he’s got a face like a young Tom Cruise,” explained music industry executive Mark Abrams, perusing his catalog of nieces to find pop’s next big star. “But Sombr’s really changing the game in that he manages to have neither. It’s pretty revolutionary, if you think about it.”
“Actually, I think he’s quite handsome,” commented an anonymous internet user under the name @totally_not_sombr. “And Mom says his voice is like, really good. Plus, he’s super cool and sensitive, and you guys are really hurting his feelings with all of these mean comments, so please just stop, okay?!”
At press time, Benson Boone did not have one single song where he needed to be doing all that.
