In a press conference held last Wednesday, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb issued a warning to spit that out right now!

“Oh my god!” Gottlieb explained, expanding upon preliminary FDA studies that concluded you better not eat that. “You have to get that out of your mouth right now! Don’t make me come over there.”

“No, no, no,” the Commissioner continued, pointing at you and shaking his head. “I’m going to count to three and you better spit it out by then. One… two… good. I better not see you do that again.”

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