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Student Approved For Emotional Support Live-In Boyfriend

Published Monday, October 31st, 2022

Student Brenda Jacks has become the first student approved for an emotional support live-in boyfriend.
“He’s here all the time,” says Jack’s suitemate Linda Shells, “When she leaves he just waits by the door for her to get back.”
“She says he gets two walks a day, endless belly rubs, and a few hours of playtime on the XBOX” Shells told us, “but once she left him in here alone over a long weekend. You should’ve seen what he did to our couch.”
“When she thinks he’s been ‘bad,’ she makes him sleep outside her door instead on the foot of her bed like usual,” Shells explained, “But, all he ever does is bring her iced lattes and rub her feet while she’s working.”
At press time Jacks was seen rubbing Duke’s stomach because “Who’s a good boyfriend?! You are Duke, you are!”

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