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Sources report that Sc.B Candidate in Computer Science Marvin Rosenbaum finds CS32 way less interesting after finally losing his virginity.
“Debugging used to be my bread and butter,” mused Rosenbaum, staring blankly at his open code. “But these Merkle trees just aren’t doing it for me ever since I did the deed.”
“You know, ever since I punched my V-card, CS32 has just lost some of the magic,” continued Rosenbaum while writing out “boobs” on his calculator. “Not even JavaScript can compare with the soft touch of a woman."
At press time, a student found APMA1650 way less interesting after trying an edible.
