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Caught up in the spirit of shopping period, a student is gonna sit on the floor of a lecture hall for three weeks just so they can take a class about pilgrims.
“If only eight more people drop, I may have a chance of getting into this class, which would just be so awesome,” said freshman Amber Immedio, peering around the edge of the classroom’s doorframe just to catch PILG 0450: Pilgrim Trinkets and Tools. “People say the guest lecture about buckles and breeches is life-changing.”
“Oh nice! I think I just saw someone leave!” announced Immedio, army crawling under rows of occupied chairs just to catch a glimpse of the professor’s Powerpoint slides about colonial-era shovels. “Oh, never mind, I guess they were just going to the bathroom.”
At press time, Immedio was standing in a 25-minute line outside the Ratty in 10 degree weather just to eat grits.
