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The Brown Noser

Student Protestor Just Looking For Excuse To Show Off Sick Poster Making Skills

Published Friday, April 14th, 2023

Seemingly gathered on the Main Green to rally against Brown’s investment in fossil fuel extraction companies, student activist Annika Rao is actually protesting to flaunt her poster making prowess. “I’m here because it is absolutely deplorable that Brown has not yet dissociated from the fossil fuel industry,” said Rao, secretly hoping that someone would compliment the perfectly spaced bubble letters on her homemade poster. “As you can see from my color-coordinated, glitter-accentuated papier mâché sign, I want a fossil free Brown now!” At press time, a student activist leading a rally against Brown’s use of live pigs in medical training practices really just wanted to show off his talents as a public speaker.

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