Sources report that junior Jimmy Amato was proud to see Brown represented in the movie he watched last night as the alma mater of its most whiny, privileged character. “It was great seeing my school get a shout out on the big screen from the unlikeable, naive, crunchy, privileged journalist character,” said Amato. “She was this pretentious hipster who kept fighting with the other characters about animal rights, weed legalization, and corporate America. When she brought up that she went to Brown, I went nuts because, wow, I go to school there!” At press time Amato was reportedly happy to see his university mentioned by name once again in a right wing news article shared by his aunt on Facebook.

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