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Taping a sheet of paper outside announcing a protest, junior James Hern feels just like Martin Luther probably did. “Suck on that one, the Pope,” said Hern under his breath as he hung up a fossil fuel protest reminder. “Your reign of Catholic terror has gone on for far too long. I’ve got 95 reasons why you should shut the hell up. Yeah I’m protesting. I guess you could call me some kind of Protestant," whispered Hern as he smiled at passerby and encouraged them to join him in a protest against the University’s investment in fossil fuels. “I like the ring of that. Hey Pope Leo X, I got a confession for you, I think you should kiss my ass. Forgive me father for I have signed a petition for Brown divest from fossil fuel futures.” At press time, Hern was seen clutching rosary beads and wagging his fist at President Paxson’s office.
