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When asked why she was playing back her BIO 1160 lecture at an incomprehensible speed, Salina Ozama ’23 declared that she just liked when her professor sounds like a cartoon mouse.
“Yeah I’m not studying. I actually don’t even have any work coming up. I just like making my professor’s voice sound all squeaky and quick,” Ozama said, laughing at the recorded lecture like it was a nostalgic children’s show. “Look at how he points to the board really fast then scurries across the room, he’s like the roadrunner.”
“Look at the little rascal. Oh he’s going for it!" said Ozama, waiting for her professor to get thwacked by an oversized cartoon mallet and unfold from the ground like an accordion. “I can’t believe three new episodes come out every week!”
At press time, Ozama’s professor was seen floating along the scent trail of a nearby cartoon pie.
