After losing his airpods last Thursday, sophomore Simon Hernandez was allegedly forced to listen to Bon Iver while lifting at the Nelson.
“I just don’t get how they pick songs. I can’t bench 225 listening to the wistful, indie folk pop lyrics of Skinny Love, it totally ruins the vibe,” reported Hernandez. “I love Holocene as much as the next guy, hell I’ll even listen to Roslyn once in a while. But those songs are only for when I’m hiking alone in a coniferous Vermont forest contemplating my existence, not when I’m hopped up on pre-workout trying to max out my deadlift.”
When asked what he would prefer instead, Hernandez recommended that they use the V Dub’s playlist.

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