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Students at your school interested in a dumb thing started a club to appreciate that dumb thing and even if they would invite you to join them you wouldn’t, because that’s how dumb they all are.
The “Dumb Stupid Worthless Thing Club,” as they should probably call it instead of whatever stupid name they gave it, was started last month by a group of bored idiots who you wouldn’t want to hang out with anyway. In that time it has grown from a small collection of weird idiots to a room full of stupid dummies who you’re totally glad don’t want you to come to their stupid dumb club and do that dumb thing they waste all their time doing.
“Duhh, we just, uhhh, wanted to spend time with other dummies talking about dumb stuff,” probably said the club’s chief idiot, explaining the real reason why no one from the club wants you to join. “No smart, cool, or fun people are ever invited to hang out with us.”
Early reports indicate you’re not even mad the dumb club stole the idea for their stupid group from you because they made it way worse than you would have made it – which they probably couldn’t help on account of how stupid and dumb they all are.
At press time you were considering starting your own similar club for a similar — but way less dumb — thing, but were worried people would confuse it for the dumb club that everyone but you seems to be joining because they’re all so dumb.
