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Students Living In Yellow Off-Campus House Gonna Call It “Sun House” Or Something Like That

Published Friday, May 2nd, 2025

Sources report that a group of off-campus seniors have decided to name their house on 172 Williams Street “Sun House.”

“When we toured the house, I knew it had to be ‘Sun House,’” explained senior Lark Jenkins, referring to the dull wood-paneling surrounding the building as the corona. “It’s a beautiful testament to how warm, cozy, and altogether lively our house is.”

“Sun House is definitely more of a feeling than a physical descriptor, I would say,” continued Jenkins, swiping through hundreds of pictures of Sun House that he taken the day prior. “I can’t really think about what my life would be like without SunHo. I just count my lucky stars that I get to live in this molten delight.”

At press time, Sun House burned down.

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