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The Brown Noser

Student’s Pile Of Dirty Clothes Just Inches From Ceiling

Published Friday, November 3rd, 2017

Explaining that the heap of clothes covers the entire floor, one of the desks, and blocks the ceiling light, friends of sophomore Sarah Malley confirmed that her pile of dirty clothes is just another few shirts and leggings away from the ceiling. “Normally she does laundry more frequently,” explained roommate Haley Cruz, who added that Sarah has slept on a slope of the pile for the past few nights, “but with midterms and clubs, she just hasn’t gotten around to cleaning any of the thousand or so pieces of clothing filling our dorm.” Haley added that, as of now, Sarah plans on using all ten of her building’s washing machines to start cleaning.

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