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The Brown Noser

Studies Show That Every Time We Touch I Get This Feeling And Every Time We Kiss I Swear I Could Fly

Published Friday, September 27th, 2024

In a shocking study released by Gallup early this week, it was revealed that everytime we touch I get this feeling, and additionally, every time we kiss I swear I could fly.

This study has led to other surprising and exciting revelations: indeed, it has been long-theorized that I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me, but never before have we had confirmation that I still feel your touch in my dreams.

Following this exciting study, it was revealed that researchers are now planning to tackle some further questions such as can’t you feel my heart beat fast? With such variables as I want this to last, and need you by my side.

At press time, it was revealed that Party Rock is in fact, in the house tonight.

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