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Study Finds Lost Wallet

Published Friday, April 22nd, 2022

A recent study from the Greater Boston Clinical Research Institute found a lost wallet. “The whole team is really pleased with the results of this study: a wallet that someone left in our parking lot,” proclaimed lead scientist Dr. Van Hutten as he played around with the recently-found wallet. “We were compiling data as part of our research for a new pancreatic cancer drug, and we found this wallet. We hope this study will help anyone out there who may have lost their wallet and wants it back.” A follow-up study investigated whether anyone would notice if they took some money.

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