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Surgeon Regrets Putting On Hand Lotion Before Going To Work

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019

Dr. Luther P. Ross, a prominent brain surgeon in the area, realized during a procedure this Tuesday that applying Twisted Peppermint scented hand lotion before heading into surgery had been a poor choice. “Does anyone want some of this?” Dr. Ross said to his team of surgeons, offering to wipe his extra lotion on their forearms. “I put on too much again. These little medical tools are so finicky, I just can’t get a grip on ‘em!” At press time, Dr. Ross was seen reapplying lotion to the outside of his surgical gloves.

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