Kelly Johnson, the only student in Mr. Matthews’ fourth period history course, is reportedly a total teacher’s pet. Solely due to the fact that there is no other student in the room during the hour-long class, Johnson is known as Mr. Matthew’s favorite.

“It’s so unfair,” said Jack Riga, a student not in Johnson’s class. “She never talks or passes notes to anyone in class since there’s no one else in the room. Just because of that Mr. Matthews thinks she’s this perfect angel. She’s not really the goody two-shoes he thinks she is.”

Johnson, who always sits in the front of the class because there’s just one desk in the room, claims that she’s just naturally the only student in the class and doesn’t try to be a suck-up or anything.

“I think all the other kids are just jealous,” said Johnson. “I answer all of Mr. Matthew’s questions and am always the first one to turn in my homework. If that makes me his favorite because he literally has no other students to choose from, then so be it.”

At press time, Mr. Matthews was planning an ice cream sundae party for the entire class.

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