Still staring at the display wondering if he should tack on an additional onion ring volcano, local 46-year-old Robert Larson announced, “And that’s it!” after ordering half the menu. “Boneless buffalo wings, mozz sticks, cheesy bacon tavern chips, three Santa Fe chicken salads, Madeira steak tips, the whole ‘Neighborhood Favorites’ section, honey grilled salmon, honey BBQ baby backs, and those two cokes should probably be enough,” reflected the Applebees patron thoughtfully, studying the trifold list with care one last time while taking out his card. “That’ll do for now. I’ll just keep this menu here just in case I’ve missed something and need to order more!” At press time, Larson was reported to have flagged down the server for the dessert menu.

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