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Once again, returning students have found Thayer Street filled with incredibly irritating high school kids giggling because they drank alcohol and just straight up fucking each other right there, where other people need to walk. “These kids think they’re really hot shit, with their older siblings’ IDs and their parents’ cars and their graphic, public fuckfests,” said Ella Hobson ‘14. "There’s no way we were that annoying when we were in high school." As of press time, students were expressing relief that at least the Main Green wasn’t still filled with Summer at Brown kids jerking each other off.
