Scratch scratch scratch! Boy, oh boy, I am sooo happy! I sure do love this Attic!
Before, when I was outside, it was so cold. The trees were scary, and it was really windy! But in here, it’s nice and warm, and there’s no wind, and there’s also no way out.
Scritch! Scritch! In the outside, I would have to find old grass and leaves to make a bed out of, and it was super bright, and it was hard to sleep. In the Attic, there is bedding everywhere, and it’s always night! There’s literally no light, and I can’t see anything!
Oh, goody! There are so many fun things to do in the Attic! I can play with the old wedding gown, I can knaw on the support beams, and I can scream as loud as I want, whenever I want! Screee!
I think all squirrels should be in the Attic, where it is safe, and definitely not a place where anything bad will ever happen to squirrels like me. THUD!!