Grinning crookedly to himself, sources report that wry intellectual Marcus Hanson repeatedly asked Sunday morning if there was “some kind of football game on tonight." “What the big deal?” said the modern-day Oscar Wilde as friends and colleagues headed to Super Bowl parties. Witnesses said Hanson would cleverly ask if their excitement had “anything to do with that sports game everyone keeps talking about.” Despite his apparent disinterest, sources report that the daring cultural critic has made his way to a watch party, where he is loudly proclaiming that he will only watch the commercials.
“There’s a Football Game On Tonight?,” Asks Brilliantly Sardonic Intellectual
Published Friday, December 1st, 2017