According to reports from the playground, that pair of high schoolers would seem like total babies on that see-saw if it weren’t for that huge bong they’re smoking. “I was gonna say, two teenagers, playing on the see-saw? Isn’t that only for little kids?” remarked onlooker Tracy Jackson. But when she looked closer and spotted their enormous glass bong filled with pot, she saw a different picture entirely. “I realized they were actually smoking weed. It changed the whole image for me. They weren’t teenagers acting like little kids anymore. All of a sudden, they were grown-ups doing things that a grown-up would do. Once I saw the big bong they were holding, I realized, oh, these aren’t silly little kids, they’re adults.” At press time, the teenagers pulled out a little plastic water bottle filled with vodka, and in that moment, they became dignified professionals.

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