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Sources report that a toddler crossing the street is dangerously milking this walk sign.
“Cross, cross!” exclaimed toddler Noah Hernandez, his steps so miniscule that the walk sign countdown will most definitely reach zero before he makes it across even half the street. “Bird!”
“Car!” continued Hernandez, loving how even after the light turns green, cars will have to wait at least 10 more seconds for him to finish crossing the street or else they would run him over.
“Stop?” questioned Hernandez, savoring how all these drivers at the intersection were watching his every move and rolling down their windows to try to talk to him.
At press time, a baby crying on the airplane was relishing all the attention he was receiving from all the aisles.
