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Toothpaste Makes Surprise Guest Appearance On Man’s Sweatshirt

Published Friday, December 3rd, 2021

According to reports, toothpaste made a surprise guest appearance today on local man Dennis Morey’s sweatshirt. “I can’t explain how thrilled I was to see that little dab of Crest 3D White grace the fabric of Dennis’ hoodie,” Morey’s colleague Jaclyn Ryan said as Morey obliviously reviewed a stack of recent memos in his cubicle. “I’d never have expected to see it on his sweatshirt, but it fit right in and added this cute, fun new dynamic to his outfit. I can’t put my finger on why, but I can’t get enough of that minty splotch. What a fun, unexpected addition!” At press time, mustard made a remarkable cameo on Morey’s tie.

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