Shaking his head in annoyance at his sibling’s failure to say “excuse me” after burping, 19 year-old twin Mark Meyers, who is three minutes older, thinks brother’s generation has lost sense of values.

“My younger brother doesn’t understand the value of hard work,” said Meyers, who has had an identical life experience to his brother in every way. “His generation spends all day and night glued to their phones, always tweeting and Facebooking!” Meyers mentioned while checking notifications on his Twitter and Facebook.

Childhood friends confirm Mark’s complaints began early on in the duo’s life. The friends recall birthday parties where Mark insisted on having his birthday song sung three minutes earlier since he didn’t want to be associated with a “spoiled brats with too many presents” although he received the same number and type of presents as his brother.

At press time, Mark was seen shaking his head in disgust as his brother told him about a woman he met on Tinder.

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