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The Brown Noser

Uh Oh, Mom Keeps Referring to Dad as Your Father

Published Friday, September 15th, 2017

Implying that dinner will be tense tonight, sources report that, oh jeez, Mom just referred to Dad as “your father.” “It’s no coincidence she started calling him “your father” right after he called to say he’d be late for the fourth night in a row,” said Tom, your younger brother. “She’s so clearly trying to distance herself from him. Our best bet is just to stay away and hope Dad doesn’t pull some other bonehead move.” Later in the evening, sources report that events clearly took a turn for the worse after Mom called Tom by his first, middle, and last name.

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