Smiling encouragingly at you from a fire escape ladder, the University’s beautiful free spirited students announced plans to take you up onto a roof to watch the city breathe. “You’ve been saying ‘no’ to life,” said beautiful young Lauren Carhartt ‘18 as the afternoon sun reflected off her golden hair. "It’s time to start saying ‘yes.’" Though they expect you to realize right away how magical the world could be if you just stopped thinking so much and started living, the men and women whose lives are one adventure after another plan to win you over with an exclamation of “Oh my God” that you will interpret as danger before rushing to save them only to see them standing on the roof staring in awe at a city you never knew was so alive. At press time, the carefree souls announced their intentions to fade back into nonexistence the second you finish your transformation into the empowered, confident person you’ve always been hiding deep inside.

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