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Reports suggest local student John Ford read through his drafted email at least six times before realizing he had not spelled a single word correctly. “I don’t even understand how I could have written that,” said Ford, wiping a comically large bead of sweat from his brow. “I mean the message made no sense. Somehow I wrote a whole sentence with no spaces in it. A big chunk in the middle was just repeating e’s. At the end I signed off with the name Gregor Von Shwaustenberg. That’s not my name. That’s never been my name. Thank god I read it one extra time, otherwise I would have missed a ton of errors.” At press time, Ford put his essay into Grammarly only to find he had written it in upside down French.
